Famous Meat Quotes

“We’re not going to eat the last Black-footed Ferret. But we might eat the second last if it tasted really, really good.” PapaBone


“I’m going to smoke the fuck out of these ribs.” PapaBone

“I think I just farted out a crab leg.” Gutt

“I didn’t climb to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables” unknown

“Bacon, the candy meat.” Unknown

“Seal meat, packed with utmost care and cleanliness” Clifford Roberts

“Is one can of Vienna Sausage enough?” T-Bone

“I think I just shit my pants.” Gutt

“Get it from the dog... it’s still good!” LongDong

“Bald eagle tastes like Spotted Owl”. Unknown

“If we’re not supposed to eat animals, why do they taste like meat?” unknown

“You don’t win friends with salad.” Dan Castellaneta

“If there hadn’t been women we’d still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.” Orson Wells

Top 10 Bacon Quotes from Homer Simpson


“(Lisa) “I’m going to become a vegetarian” (Homer) “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?” “Yes” “Bacon?” “Yes Dad” Ham?” “Dad all those meats come from the same animal” “Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!”"

“Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.”

“When you’re in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.”

“Is it Bacon Day?”

“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

“Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!”

Homer: I’ll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o’clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
(Homer looks excited)
Waitress: I was kidding.
Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
Waitress: No he doesn’t!
"[strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I’m having that right now…[normal] Ooh, bacon!”

“Mmm … bacon”
“Mmm … unexplained bacon”