I’ve long said that if I were about to be executed and were given a choice of my last meal, it would be bacon and eggs. There are few sights that appeal to me more than the streaks of lean and fat in a good side of bacon, or the lovely round of pinkish meat framed in delicate white fat that is Canadian bacon. Nothing is quite as intoxicating as the smell of bacon frying in the morning, save perhaps the smell of coffee brewing.
— James Beard (1903-1985)
Showing posts with label meat quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label meat quotes. Show all posts
Friday, September 11, 2009
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Famous Meat Quotes
“We’re not going to eat the last Black-footed Ferret. But we might eat the second last if it tasted really, really good.” PapaBone
“I’m going to smoke the fuck out of these ribs.” PapaBone
“I think I just farted out a crab leg.” Gutt
“I didn’t climb to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables” unknown
“Bacon, the candy meat.” Unknown
“Seal meat, packed with utmost care and cleanliness” Clifford Roberts
“Is one can of Vienna Sausage enough?” T-Bone
“I think I just shit my pants.” Gutt
“Get it from the dog... it’s still good!” LongDong
“Bald eagle tastes like Spotted Owl”. Unknown
“If we’re not supposed to eat animals, why do they taste like meat?” unknown
“You don’t win friends with salad.” Dan Castellaneta
“If there hadn’t been women we’d still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.” Orson Wells
Top 10 Bacon Quotes from Homer Simpson
“(Lisa) “I’m going to become a vegetarian” (Homer) “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?” “Yes” “Bacon?” “Yes Dad” Ham?” “Dad all those meats come from the same animal” “Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!”"
“Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.”
“When you’re in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.”
“Is it Bacon Day?”
“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”
“Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!”
Homer: I’ll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o’clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
(Homer looks excited)
Waitress: I was kidding.
Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
Waitress: No he doesn’t!
"[strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I’m having that right now…[normal] Ooh, bacon!”
“Mmm … bacon”
“Mmm … unexplained bacon”
“I’m going to smoke the fuck out of these ribs.” PapaBone
“I think I just farted out a crab leg.” Gutt
“I didn’t climb to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables” unknown
“Bacon, the candy meat.” Unknown
“Seal meat, packed with utmost care and cleanliness” Clifford Roberts
“Is one can of Vienna Sausage enough?” T-Bone
“I think I just shit my pants.” Gutt
“Get it from the dog... it’s still good!” LongDong
“Bald eagle tastes like Spotted Owl”. Unknown
“If we’re not supposed to eat animals, why do they taste like meat?” unknown
“You don’t win friends with salad.” Dan Castellaneta
“If there hadn’t been women we’d still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.” Orson Wells
Top 10 Bacon Quotes from Homer Simpson
“(Lisa) “I’m going to become a vegetarian” (Homer) “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?” “Yes” “Bacon?” “Yes Dad” Ham?” “Dad all those meats come from the same animal” “Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!”"
“Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.”
“When you’re in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.”
“Is it Bacon Day?”
“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”
“Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!”
Homer: I’ll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o’clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
(Homer looks excited)
Waitress: I was kidding.
Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
Waitress: No he doesn’t!
"[strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I’m having that right now…[normal] Ooh, bacon!”
“Mmm … bacon”
“Mmm … unexplained bacon”
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