Wagyu....we've climbed Everest!

I can't believe I haven't posted earlier, but let's just say I was in afterglow.  We had the infamous Wagyu Beef last Saturday night.  Quality trumped quantity on this little delicacy.  Pictures were taken, but we'll have to post them later.  We also had dry-aged steak, Asian-style ribs, and one of the finest deep dish pizzas (bacon and pepperoni) ever!  Top it off with 3 bottles of red wine and some rum/coke, and it turned out to be a productive evening. 

A typical morning of one of the blog founders

I was driving up to Tobermory this morning and got hit with the remnants of a the flu that I'm just getting over. There were no washrooms open because it's the off-season, and by the time I got through Ferndale I was clenching my butt cheeks worried that the next fart would cause me to shit my pants violently.


Driving about 130k,/hr I made it to the parking lot for the Lindsay Trails, leapt out of the van and shuffled about 20 m into the open deciduous woods. Sweat dripped down my face with each step as I struggled to prevent a shart. I was in close view of the parking lot and Highway 6, but it was still fairly dark and I was dressed in dark clothing, so there was little chance I'd be seen. Regardless, I couldn't possibly go another step without crapping myself.  

As I dropped my pants and assumed the position, the explosion created instantaneous relief. Unfortunately, when I crouched down, it activated the panic alarm on the keys in my pocket and the van started honking loudly and shone the headlights directly on  me. A few cars passed by while this happened. I can only hope nobody saw!

That's how my day started; but thankfully, I never sharted!

Pork Shoppe

Sometimes you're just sittin' around....thinking of pork, maybe Googling odd things (other than porn), and you stumble upon this.  The Pork Shoppe!  Specializing in BACON! There is a lot of smart people out there!  And in Shakespeare!

Couple of Porky news items!

First, an injustice.  How can you be banned from a buffet?  Sounds like a Simpson's episode!  "All you can eat" my ass....

On another note, welcome to PEI:

There should be more to the poster, but you get the idea.  I just like the word "Porktoberfest"

Pork eats man?! WTF?

The following is creepy....Hogs eat man.  This is why we must eat them.....before they eat us!  As God as my witness, I will eat more pork to make our society safer!  It is my civic, if not moral duty.

it has begun...

The biggest ribfest I have ever prepared has begun with the rubdown of 6 monster racks.  Tomorrow is the slow smokefest.  Thinking applewood....low and slow baby!

Bacon...again

This may come as a bit of a shocker, but I had bacon for supper....in fact a bacon and egg sandwich.  This may be one of the finest foods ever made.